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Kahled El-Ahmad Leaves the Lakes, Heads for El Tree
Well, this may explain some of the Loons’ irritating inaction so far this window. By now you have assuredly heard/seen/read that Minnesota United is parting company with their chief soccer officer, Kahled El-Ahmad, who heads down to Austin to shape the roster ahead of Jim Curtin’s arrival next season. Optically, this is awful for Minnesota.…
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The Tick-Tock of the Clock is Painful: Is Minnesota United’s 2026 Already a Lost Season?
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Awaken the Augurs: Yaya Sithole Needs Better Teammates AND Elijah Just Redux
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How Did The Loons Get Here? More Importantly, How Do They Get Out?
Minnesota’s first week back after the World Cup break was underwhelming to say the least. Wednesday’s 2-1 loss to Kansas City was among the Loons poorest performances since the departure of Adrian Heath, and while Saturday’s 0-0 draw with Vancouver was certainly better, it was still less than good. Wednesday’s absolutely dreadful loss to the…
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Awaken the Augurs: Elijah Just Isn’t A One-Man Band
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Tactics or Cosmology: Positioning a Star in Minnesota United’s Sky
Ed. note: This piece was originally published before the signing of Kyle Duncan. Teams with a single star attacker are often called heliocentric. Given that, the 2025 Loons were more like an asteroid belt: No one big danger man to worry about, but enough smaller threats to get the job done most of the time.…
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The Cavalry Has Arrived: Who Are Dominik Fitz, Nectarios Triantis, and the Rest of the New Loons?
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Rumor Watch: Nectarios Triantis