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  • Kahled El-Ahmad Leaves the Lakes, Heads for El Tree

    Kahled El-Ahmad Leaves the Lakes, Heads for El Tree

    Well, this may explain some of the Loons’ irritating inaction so far this window.  By now you have assuredly heard/seen/read that Minnesota United is parting company with their chief soccer officer, Kahled El-Ahmad, who heads down to Austin to shape the roster ahead of Jim Curtin’s arrival next season.  Optically, this is awful for Minnesota.…

    August 21, 2026
  • More Than a Teardrop on the Fire: Ryotaro Ito Would Give Minnesota a Massive Attack

    More Than a Teardrop on the Fire: Ryotaro Ito Would Give Minnesota a Massive Attack

    Last summer, one of the players connected to Minnesota at the very end of the transfer window was Billal Brahimi, a Nice player on loan to Belgium’s Sint-Truiden. I was hopeful he’d come to Minnesota mostly because he was the polar opposite of the rest of the team: Lightning fast, even with the ball at…

    August 17, 2026
  • No Longer a Prodigy, Can AZ Jackson Be a Firestarter for Minnesota United?

    No Longer a Prodigy, Can AZ Jackson Be a Firestarter for Minnesota United?

    When Minnesota sold Aziel (AZ) Jackson in the winter of 2022, fans were disappointed.  When Minnesota reacquired Aziel (AZ) Jackson in the summer of 2026, fans were disappointed. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.  I’m not going to relitigate the decision to sell Jackson in the first place, Jon Marthaller told the story…

    August 15, 2026
  • The Tick-Tock of the Clock is Painful: Is Minnesota United’s 2026 Already a Lost Season?

    The Tick-Tock of the Clock is Painful: Is Minnesota United’s 2026 Already a Lost Season?

    Minnesota United has 48 points available to them over the rest of the season. I don’t even know how to guess at how many they’ll actually get.  At their current 1.3 PPG, the Loons would add just 16 points to the 24 they’ve netted so far, giving them 40. Last season, that would have been…

    August 15, 2026
  • Rumor Watch: Callum McCowatt

    Rumor Watch: Callum McCowatt

    One thing that didn’t change when Adrian Heath departed Minnesota United’s front office was the team’s preference to play transfer dealings very, VERY close to the vest.  The team believes – and not without evidence – that publicizing interest in a player can only make the transfer more difficult. The tradeoff is that while they…

    August 3, 2026
  • Awaken the Augurs: Yaya Sithole Needs Better Teammates AND Elijah Just Redux

    Awaken the Augurs: Yaya Sithole Needs Better Teammates AND Elijah Just Redux

    When he was on the pitch, Yaya Sithole had exactly two types of games for South Africa during the World Cup run:  On the back of a draw with Czechia – the game Sithole missed – and a shock win over South Korea, South Africa made the knockout stage of a World Cup for the…

    August 1, 2026
  • How Did The Loons Get Here? More Importantly, How Do They Get Out?

    How Did The Loons Get Here? More Importantly, How Do They Get Out?

    Minnesota’s first week back after the World Cup break was underwhelming to say the least. Wednesday’s 2-1 loss to Kansas City was among the Loons poorest performances since the departure of Adrian Heath, and while Saturday’s 0-0 draw with Vancouver was certainly better, it was still less than good.  Wednesday’s absolutely dreadful loss to the…

    August 1, 2026
  • Awaken the Augurs: Ali Al-Hamadi Needs a Change of Scenery

    Awaken the Augurs: Ali Al-Hamadi Needs a Change of Scenery

    This is the second of four(ish) pieces on players I believe Minnesota United could be targeting following the World Cup. Read the initial bird omens along with me. Before the World Cup kicked off, Khaled El Ahmad told a group of season ticket holders that the team had identified a player they were hoping to bring…

    July 15, 2026
  • Awaken the Augurs: Elijah Just Isn’t A One-Man Band

    Awaken the Augurs: Elijah Just Isn’t A One-Man Band

    This is the first of four(ish) pieces on players I believe Minnesota United could be targeting following the World Cup. Read the initial bird omens along with me. As I hinted in the opening to the previous piece, New Zealand’s Elijah Just was a player that caught my eye as soon as he took the…

    July 13, 2026
  • Awaken The Augurs: Predicting Minnesota United’s Transfer Targets

    Awaken The Augurs: Predicting Minnesota United’s Transfer Targets

    The ancient Romans used the practice of augury — studying patterns of bird movement — to predict the future. In a way that’s what I’m doing here: Trying to predict the future of Loon movements. The transfer window is about to open and Andy Greder has at least a hint of a whisper of a…

    July 13, 2026
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