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  • Awaken the Augurs: Yaya Sithole Needs Better Teammates AND Elijah Just Redux

    Awaken the Augurs: Yaya Sithole Needs Better Teammates AND Elijah Just Redux

    When he was on the pitch, Yaya Sithole had exactly two types of games for South Africa during the World Cup run:  On the back of a draw with Czechia – the game Sithole missed – and a shock win over South Korea, South Africa made the knockout stage of a World Cup for the…

    August 1, 2026
  • How Did The Loons Get Here? More Importantly, How Do They Get Out?

    How Did The Loons Get Here? More Importantly, How Do They Get Out?

    Minnesota’s first week back after the World Cup break was underwhelming to say the least. Wednesday’s 2-1 loss to Kansas City was among the Loons poorest performances since the departure of Adrian Heath, and while Saturday’s 0-0 draw with Vancouver was certainly better, it was still less than good.  Wednesday’s absolutely dreadful loss to the…

    August 1, 2026
  • Awaken the Augurs: Ali Al-Hamadi Needs a Change of Scenery

    Awaken the Augurs: Ali Al-Hamadi Needs a Change of Scenery

    This is the second of four(ish) pieces on players I believe Minnesota United could be targeting following the World Cup. Read the initial bird omens along with me. Before the World Cup kicked off, Khaled El Ahmad told a group of season ticket holders that the team had identified a player they were hoping to bring…

    July 15, 2026
  • Awaken the Augurs: Elijah Just Isn’t A One-Man Band

    Awaken the Augurs: Elijah Just Isn’t A One-Man Band

    This is the first of four(ish) pieces on players I believe Minnesota United could be targeting following the World Cup. Read the initial bird omens along with me. As I hinted in the opening to the previous piece, New Zealand’s Elijah Just was a player that caught my eye as soon as he took the…

    July 13, 2026
  • Awaken The Augurs: Predicting Minnesota United’s Transfer Targets

    Awaken The Augurs: Predicting Minnesota United’s Transfer Targets

    The ancient Romans used the practice of augury — studying patterns of bird movement — to predict the future. In a way that’s what I’m doing here: Trying to predict the future of Loon movements. The transfer window is about to open and Andy Greder has at least a hint of a whisper of a…

    July 13, 2026
  • Foundations of a Feud: Minneapolis City SC Continues Its Command Over Sueño FC

    Foundations of a Feud: Minneapolis City SC Continues Its Command Over Sueño FC

    (Image courtesy of Minneapolis City SC, captured by Jason Morales Ortiz) Rivalries are strange animals. They can be born from almost anything, like proximity (Arsenal and Tottenham, Boca Juniors and River Plate), off-field culture (Rangers and Celtic, Real Madrid and Barcelona) or general contempt for humanity (Milwall and every living thing with a pulse.) But…

    June 7, 2026
  • Reflections On the MLSPA Salary Release

    Reflections On the MLSPA Salary Release

    There’s not enough data dropped in the MLSPA salary guide to really call it nerd Christmas, but given that a union is behind the release, Nerd Labor Day seems more appropriate anyway. 

    May 13, 2026
  • Still More Questions Than Answers: Has Minnesota United Turned a Corner?

    Still More Questions Than Answers: Has Minnesota United Turned a Corner?

    A win over the L.A. Galaxy has the Loons looking like a much better team, but can they continue the trick against San Diego?

    April 11, 2026
  • Minnesota United Enters 2026 with More Questions Than Answers

    Minnesota United Enters 2026 with More Questions Than Answers

    Three key questions will determine Minnesota’s fate in 2026

    February 27, 2026
  • Right Back at the Right Time: Kyle Duncan is a Loon

    I would wager, with just days before the 2026 season opens, few teams in MLS had a bigger glaring need than Minnesota United did at right back.  The problem is worse than it might seem at first blush. Yes, there are three recognized right backs on the roster — Jullian Gressel, Bongokuhle Hlongwane, and D.J.…

    February 15, 2026
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